deal breakers: guys, if this is you, you're doing it wrong..

This post is a bit different from my usual posts, but I thought it would be fun and interesting. So, bear with me readers, you'll be glad you did!

Relationships are a natural occurrence in our society. We're often on the look-out for that "special someone," the "love of our life," our "other half." In our pursuit to find a perfect partner we experience a variety of relationships, good and bad. Through this trial and error process that we call "dating," we figure out what characteristics, qualities, and physical attributions we find desirable in a partner, and those we consider "deal breakers."

I've compiled a list of TEN deal breakers I consider to be quite important in the dating/relationship process. In other words, if a guy seems to exhibit any of these characteristics or qualities, the chances of dating him, let alone committing to a relationship with him, are slim to none. I truly believe this list can and will be agreed upon by a majority of women. So guys, listen up.


GENTLEMEN, the deal is off if...

1. Your pants are tighter than ours. Keep in mind, there is a difference between "skinny" jeans and "fitted" jeans. Guys, it is in your best interest to favor the latter.

2. You don't know how to wear your pants. Pants are supposed to set on your hips or just slightly below. Any lower than that and you just look ridiculous.

3. You take longer than us to get ready for the day/evening. You don't have nearly as much to do as your female counterparts, so don't drag things out.

4. You take "selfies." Let's be honest, it's annoying when we do it. So, if you participate in this activity it's not only annoying, it's weird.

5. Your hair is longer than ours. I guess some women might be into men with longer hair, but for the most part, a woman's hair is her pride and joy. So, if you're rocking the long locks, we'll probably be more jealous of you than in to you.

6. You think a woman's place is "in the kitchen." I'll do you all a favor and refrain from going into the endless amount of issues with this moronic mindset.

7. You think you're funny, but in actuality you're really just rude and obnoxious. We simply don't have time for that, so get out of here with that negativity.

8. You lack any ambition...

9. You think a woman making the first move is too "forward." I mean, if you're not about to do it, someone has to.

10. You don't know what chivalry is...because, newsflash: IT'S NOT DEAD. See example below for reference.